Rankings Based Solely on Week 5*
- Ryan Tannehill– Pitched perfect game
- Ryan Fitzpatrick– Fitz is MAGIC
- Derek Carr– Not playing around
- Justin Herbert– Pure, raw, skill
- Ben Roethlisberger– He likes Claypool
- Kyler Murray– Back in groove
- Russell Wilson– Bad game? Nope!
- Patrick Mahomes– No undefeated season
- Deshaun Watson– No more shackles
- Teddy Bridgewater– CMC is arbitrary
- Drew Brees– One great throw
- Jared Goff– He played well
- Kirk Cousins– You would’ve thought
- Lamar Jackson– Beat lowly Bengals
- Josh Allen– Wasn’t as sharp
- Carson Wentz– He lost Pennsylvania
- Baker Mayfield– Some bad drops
- Gardner Minshew– 301 empty calories
- Nick Foles– He’s Brady’s daddy
- Tom Brady– What’s the down?
- Daniel Jones– Not lampooned enough
- Dak Prescott– Rest in peace
- Matt Ryan– Ship him out
- Phillip Rivers– He’s all finished
- Joe Flacco– What’d we expect?
- Joe Burrow– 3 measly points
- Alex Smith– Welcome back champ
- Jimmy Garoppolo– Just damn terrible