Week Twelve Quarterback Power Rankings: 3 Word Description

Rankings Based Solely on Week 12*

I refuse to wait for the NFL to figure out the Ravens vs. Steelers situation so… here ya go!

  1. Patrick Mahomes– Monopoly on MVP
  2. Deshaun Watson– Only thanksgiving brightspot 
  3. Aaron Rodgers– Bears minority owner
  4. Kirk Cousins– Won without Cook
  5. Tom Brady– Better than stats
  6. Josh Allen– Beat his prodigy
  7. Ryan Fitzpatrick– Dominated lowly Jets
  8. Russell Wilson– Big time throws
  9. Baker Mayfield– Another bad team
  10. Mike Glennon– Good relief game
  11. Matt Ryan– Raiders wet themselves
  12. Ryan Tannehill– Keep feeding Henry
  13. Phillip Rivers– Cannot carry team
  14. Teddy Bridgewater– Joey Slye choked
  15. Justin Herbert– Haircut didn’t help
  16. Taysom Hill– Two rushing touchdowns
  17. Kyler Murray– Really bad loss
  18. Carson Wentz– Time for Hurts
  19. Alex Smith– Managed the blowout
  20. Andy Dalton– Thankful for nothing
  21. Matthew Stafford– Classic thanksgiving loss
  22. Nick Mullens– Wait… they won?
  23. Mitchell Trubisky– Same ol’ Mitch
  24. Daniel Jones– Tweaked a hammy
  25. Jared Goff– Ridiculously crippling inconsistency 
  26. Derek Carr– Terrible followup game
  27. Brandon Allen– Didn’t expect more
  28. Sam Darnold– Sam… meet Trevor
  29. Cam Newton– Not the guy
  30. Kendall Hinton– Absolute 0 QBR