Week Sixteen Quarterback Power Rankings: 3 Word Description

Rankings Based Solely on Week 16*

1. Tom Brady– Legendary first half
2. Josh Allen– Consistently impressing me
3. Aaron Rodgers– Phenomenal despite snow
4. Ben Roethlisberger– Big throw comeback
5. Deshaun Watson– Lone bright spot 
6. Kirk Cousins– No shame loss
7. Andy Dalton– He can start 
8. Lamar Jackson– Hitting his stride
9. Brandon Allen– Tee Higgins real
10. CJ Beathard– Very unexpected win
11. Matt Ryan– Defense screwed win
12. Mitchell Trubisky– He’s on fire
13. Russell Wilson– Took five sacks
14. Patrick Mahomes– I’m losing confidence
15. Ryan Fitzpatrick– Toughest throw ever
16. Derek Carr– Fitzmagic stifled them
17. Phillip Rivers– 2nd half disappearance
18. Jalen Hurts– 4 more turnovers
19. Sam Darnold– No words needed
20. Justin Herbert– Almost lost another
21. Kyler Murray– Abysmal offensive performance
22. Ryan Tannehill– One big run
23. Daniel Jones– Not the guy
24. Mike Glennon– Secured Trevor Lawrence
25. Teddy Bridgewater– Really mediocre game
26. Drew Brees– Carried by Kamara
27. Baker Mayfield– Practice squad receivers
28. Jared Goff– Regret paying him
29. Drew Lock– Elway muffed again
30. Dwayne Haskins– He got cut 
31. Chase Daniel– Nothing to say
32. Cam Newton– Worst quarterbacking ever