Week Eight Quarterback Power Rankings: 3 Word Description

Rankings Based Solely on Week 8*

1. Patrick Mahomes– He’s back baby
2. Russell Wilson– DK is scary
3. Drew Lock– Game winning touchdown
4. Phillip Rivers– Run away game
5. Aaron Rodgers– Hail Mary robbery
6. Joe Burrow– About damn time
7. Matthew Stafford– He played well
8. Drew Brees– Very monotonous statline 
9. Ben Roethlisberger– Undefeated season baby
10. Tom Brady– Barely escaped NY
11. Nick Mullens– Feel for Shannahan
12. Justin Herbert– Can’t hold leads
13. Nick Foles– Almost did it
14. Ryan Tannehill– Lost to Bengals
15. Matt Ryan– Won the game
16. Kirk Cousins– Dalvin was Cookin’
17. Derek Carr– Leaned on the run
18. Josh Allen– Bailed by fumble
19. Jared Goff– Lost to Tua
20. Teddy Bridgewater– Very limited quarterback
21. Daniel Jones– You are fired
22. Cam Newton– Fumbled game away
23. Lamar Jackson– 4 total turnovers
24. Carson Wentz– 4 total turnovers
25. Tua Tagovailoa– Worst win ever
26. Sam Darnold– Pittsburgh can salvage
27. Baker Mayfield– Killed in TOP
28. Ben DiNucci– Experiment has failed