Rankings Based Solely on Week 13*
- Josh Allen– He’s something special
- Baker Mayfield– Another atrocious defense
- Aaron Rodgers– Bad man balls
- Taysom Hill– First quarterback statline
- Matthew Stafford– He needed this
- Derek Carr– Hail Mary saved
- Kirk Cousins– He likes Jefferson
- Patrick Mahomes– Should’ve challenged touchdown
- Ryan Tannehill– Almost came back
- Lamar Jackson– Running back game
- Kyler Murray– Playoff hopes dying
- Sam Darnold– Almost screwed tankjob
- Ben Roethlisberger– Receivers keep dropping
- Phillip Rivers– Beat out Deshaun
- Jared Goff– Game manager plus
- Alex Smith– Dropped a dime
- Andy Dalton– We dem boyz
- Nick Mullens– What we expected
- Cam Newton– Managed the shutout
- Tua Tagovailoa– Very pedestrian win
- Mitchell Trubisky– Better than expected
- Russell Wilson– Mighty have fallen
- Matt Ryan– Lost to Hill
- Drew Lock– Stood with Mahomes
- Deshaun Watson– This cannot happen
- Mike Glennon– Almost screwed tankjob
- Jalen Hurts– New Philly starter
- Colt McCoy– Cannot believe it
- Brian Allen– Yuck, yuck, yuck
- Justin Herbert– Shutout by 45